"English Tay is fer da fishes..."

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The Wife and I are headed downtown tonight to hang with on of my brothers and his girlfriend. We've been "practicing" all week, having a beer a night. i know that doesn't sound like much; however, when The Wife (who is also the CFO and VP of Procurement) is preggers and/or breast feeding for nigh onto 2 years straight, she does not tend to purchase a lot of adult beverages. Only thing we have on our side is our Irish and Scottish ancestries. Hopefully that'll get us through. Thankfully, my folks have agreed to come over and watch Little Man and Tiny for us while we're out playing.

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