No Soup for You!

Secure Communication Request Sent
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Response Received - Switching to Encrypted Mode Channel
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Lol!!! Simply awesome.

Moving from birds onto things more... aquatic. Of course, we can be certain that this device can never be used by OBL's crew or Lefties, since it is the brainchild of a Jooooooooooo and thus part of an evil Zionist conspiracy to usurp the rule of Aquaman.

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