DOH!!! That's What I Missed...

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Our Divinely Ordained Supreme Ruler celebrated his 3rd anniversary on Saturday. I paid tribute by smoking cigars and drinking whiskey from 0300 to 0900 hours.

Did YOU show yer gratitude to the Supreme Ruler?!?!?

DID YOU?!

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