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Hooray for Aging Hippies and their "contributions" to our government, Laws, and societal expectations! You've done a "Bang-up" job, peeps! That is why we let guys like this back into general society, because, as you know, these types of people can be totally rehabilitated. Not only that, we get to have Prisoner Unions.

Let us not forget the Crime-Free Utopia we have formed by legislating our self-defense options to death.

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