Only The Obvious...

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Monday Night Football

Baltimore Ravens vs. Pittsburg Steelers

Ravens run a play that puts them one yard short of a First Down.

"Those Wide Receivers have to catch the ball and run past that First Down Marker to get a First Down."

Only Madden.

Al Michaels was quite for a few seconds after that. You just know that poor Al is sitting there thinking, "Dear God, what have I done to deserve this?!"

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