On Acronyms...

Secure Communication Request Sent
Awaiting Response From CENTCOM...
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Response Received - Switching to Encrypted Mode Channel
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Heh.

Hehehehehehe...

Bwuahahahahaha!!

Tee-hee... *sniff* *wipes tear*

*sigh*

(Hat tip to Froggy)

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